I’ve noticed that some people come to my blog looking for quotes. Not wanting to disappoint, I’ve listed some quotes here which you can use for your diaries, online journals and, oh yes, fraudster – err – friendster shoutouts. These are quotes I made myself (clap, clap, clap) Enjoy!
[Note: attribution, please😉 ]
When the shit hits the fan, run for cover. If unsuccessful, take a shower.
Gossip is the spice of life. Too much of it means LBM.
Love can be a noun or a verb – but when you say I love you, you’re using the verb.
You choose, therefore you are.
You don’t always get to choose your life. But you can choose what you make of it.
Money is not evil. You are.
You cook, I’ll eat. That’s division of labor.
The surest way to make people hate you is to tell them what you think of them – honestly.
Revenge is sweet; forgiveness sweeter; indifference sweetest.
When you say you don’t care what other people say, you do. Otherwise, you won’t need to say it.
Love, built piece by piece, is strongest.
Do not fear death. Being left behind is so much scarier.
Constructive criticism? That’s criticism which you try to dress up to make it seem like you’re just trying to help.
When you’re looking for someone to blame, start with yourself.
The best way to be happy is to be dead. (This one has a story behind it.)
Between the absolutists and the relativists, the absolutists always win.
Provocative shoutouts can be found at my post, “Insulting Friendster Shoutouts.”