Insulting Friendster Shoutouts
Someone was looking for insults in my blog. Again, unwilling to disappoint, here are some insulting and provocative shoutouts that you can use on your diaries, journals and friendster accounts. Use these and you’ll be sure to get a rise out of someone.
People often forget to take their own advice. (My friendster shout out right now.)
If you think you are right, think again. If this doesn’t change your mind, think again. If your mind remains set, you’re out of your fricking mind.
You think you’re artistic when you’re just messed up.
You think you are clever but, FYI, you’re just delusional.
You’re ugly; really.
When I solemnly say I’m your friend, I’m joking. When I kiddingly say you’re silly, I’m serious.
It must have been cold there in my shadow; to never have sunlight on your face. (From “Wind Beneath My Wings by Bette Midler – read the post about it, “On the Most Cruel Line and Friendster Shoutouts“.)
And this one is from Febe. A little background information on Febe: She’s a certified netizen; I think she spends a lot of time surfing the web. She has a fine sense of humor and she’s very smart, as evinced by the sometimes sensible and sometimes mind-blowing comments that she has left in some of my posts. Look around if you want to see her comments. This is her story. Thank you for sharing it with me, Febe! 🙂
Febe has an undeclared enemy. She and this person is connected through friendster. The undeclared enemy’s shoutout was:
Revenge is a dish best served cold
to which Febe replied:
So, bite me! Dish too expensive, you cant afford it.
You can see more friendster shoutouts in “Quotable Quotes.”