Posts tagged ‘Prince Edward’

Writer, editor, researcher, SEO consultant, domain developer, and bum.

When she was 8, she went looking for elves to demand an all-powerful ring. That was before Lord of the Rings became all the rage; she hates Frodo for succeeding where she failed.

She also won beauty pageants with amazing regularity. There were only 5 contestants, and they were also the organizers. Older siblings played judge and the whole barrio always turned out for the crowning.