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February 14, 2008

I found one forum thread that was just so irresistible I had to repost some of the entries here. This post contains an account of some very witty graffiti everywhere in the University of the Philippines .

Typically, a graffito is followed by responses from other people. UP graffiti usually end up looking like individual forum threads as different people – people who do not even know each other – interact and respond to each other’s ‘post’ in their own witty and caustic manner. In others, the posts are plain offensive, plain silly, or just plain dumb. Whatever the case, though, all of them make for one very entertaining read.

Here goes; take your pick of reading and enjoy!

THE FUNNIEST OF THEM ALL:

ENG’G:
Sa Men’s CR, facing the urinal:
“Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!” (I hold in my hands the country’s future)
Reply:
“the future you are holding is very small.”

THE REST:

FA Wall:
“nobody cares”
somebody answered:
“not even the carebares?”
then another:
“not even kier?”
then:
“not even zoren?”
lastly:
“not even zorro?”
all written by different people.
AS:
AS chairs:
“push button to eject seatmate”
“push button to eject urself”
“push button to kill teacher.”
“push button to eject teacher”
….reply: “it’s jammed! We’re doomed!”
AS cubicle:
“Donate your bulbol here..” (tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan….)
AS chair :
“you know bobo? bobo is you!”
AS 1st floor CR uli:
“Im a simple gay”
tapos me sumagot:
“sira! Dapat Im simple and gay! Taga
peyups ka ba? duh!”
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching
arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply):
“sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!”
CHEM:
Chem chair:
“push button to spray acid on profs face.”
Another chem chair:
“You Boron!!!”
BIO:
Bio chair:
“Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”
FO Santos:
“SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO… bawal.”
GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
“takas ng ward 7”
MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:
“SUMAPI SA NPA!”
may sumagot:
“PAANO?”
may sumagot pa:
“MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA
PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING
TINDAHAN!”
sa math building, sa likod ng isang
teachers chair sa 3rd floor:
“BABALA: asawa ni babalu”
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli:
“you’ll NEVER find what you’re looking for”
May nag-reply:
“find x.”
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan ulit, nakasulat sa armchair:
“F*CK DA WORLD!”
ta’s may sumagot:
“F*CK U TOO! –WORLD”
3rd floor math cr:
“kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe.”
UPIS: sa loob ng music room.
“maam (music prof’s name) boses palaka!
tapos may sumagot:
“nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka”
tapos may sumagot uli:
“weh”
tapos may nag-react uli:
“oo, sabi kokak!kokak!”
VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
“Do not steal. The government hates competition”
men’s cr sa Vinzons:
“remember: the hands that clean this toilet
are the same hands that cook your food.”
men’s cr waaaay above the urinal:
“if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!”
NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
“f*ck nigs!”
may nagreply:
“who’s nigs?”
MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, Filipiniana section:
“UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC”
tapos may sumagot:
“mali pa’ng grammar at spelling mo,
halatang di ka taga UP”
KALAI:
“nietzsche – god is dead”
“God – Nietzsche is dead!”
SC:
sa labas ng PNB:
“in case of emergency break ass and push butt”
sa girls CR:
“My boyfriend and I had sex and now I’m pregnant”
Reply:
“Pray to God ”
Arm chair sa Old Speech Lab:
“Hindi kami nagtitinda ng tinapay!! –Baker Hall ”
sa AS UPM:
“ipod, i miss u! -jomel”
may sumagot:
“jomel, i miss u 2! -ipod”

The original thread is found at http://www.friendster.com/group-discussion/index.php?t=msg&th=871978&start=0&

(Repost from my Yahoo 360 blog)

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